Possibilities

This is how I intend to handle those awkward clarification conversations with female friends in the future.

I finally got some work to do at my job, it livens the tedium of my job just enough mean I won't be finding excuses to miss work for a week or two. Plus which someone who I'm pretty sure is my superior within my company asked my permission to do something which tickles me a little.

I'm thinking I need to do a poll for the next job I do to see what people think I should be doing with my future. Naturally I will profusely ignore the result of this poll, but you can be comforted by the knowledge that sub-consciously, human need for acceptance and a desire for you to buy me food at some point in the future will mean I'll probably give it more credit than I should. I can't be bothered working out how to set up a proper poll however so you'll just have to vote by comments.

So here are the options of work I could try to pursue over the next 2-3 years as general life experience prior to any future ministry (salaries directly relate to how many coffees/meals I buy you all over the course of these jobs):

1. Hobo (30-40k per annum)
2. Police Force (20-32k per annum)
3. Social Care (13-20k per annum)
4. Education (11k-33k per annum - support not teaching – maybe next year for the latter)
5. Modelling (138,386 per annum + ad contracts)
6. Civil Service (11-14k of your tax £'s per annum)
7. Soap Box Preaching (20p per/hr – unless snapped up to be a TV Evangelist in the first week)
8. Toy Boy (180k per annum + good food)
9. Tedious Admin Jobs (14-22k per annum + suicidal urges + £1.2 million worker compensation for the 'faulty chair' that slit my wrists + the enlightenment of a near death experience)

I also need to say that my brother is no longer addicted to computer games and resents the fact that I haven't mentioned this earlier as he hasn't been for a month and a bit and won't be until November. Yay.