Upon a Blog

There once was a blogger called Frassle
Whose blogs did amuse shock 'n' dazzle
Lithgo did dream
of cookies n cream
and bloggers who didn't use tassel

At night lithgo did wail and howl
but of good bloggin no-one knew how
with mouse in hand
he searched the 'land'
for bloggers both noble and fowl

But of Frassle there was no sign
So he climbed a tree of great pine
he fell out the tree
was home before tea
for bad bloggers to seek reason or rhyme

Over crumpet and tea Dave did scan
for a blogger who grasped his plan
the future of the net
is anyones bet
But bad bloggers would first kick the can

So the great Frassle he sought to swoon
With a message at a half past noon
he spoke out of season
but still it's the reason
for me writing on this blog so soon

As one can see this epic is over
of Lithgo's search from Huna to Dover
the fate of the Frassle
a horrible hassle
it turns out he was merely a drover.