In Loving Memory

Fraser Scott Henderson

Born 14th December 1983
Died 4th March 2007

"He thought God called him to Canada,

and God showed him otherwise."

Obituary: Fraser Scott Henderson (MA Hons)

The nation is in a state of shock today after Fraser Henderson, the hero of Brixton Valley died today. Fraser is succeeded by a black squirrel (picture below) found feeding near his crisp cold body. Commenting on his untimely and tragic death Prime Minister Stephen Harper had this to say:

"This has been a tremendous loss for Canada, but we must not just look to ourselves, the county's hearts and thoughts are with Fraser's family at the moment.

Though he was only with us for a short time we have no doubt of the contribution he would have given to this nation. It is with a heavy heart that I present this monument to his greatness. Just like him it shows potential, and just like all his hopes and good intentions have now melted away, so too shall this monument."

His death has sparked fierce debate as to whether tourists or immigrants should be allowed to enter within five hundred miles of Canada during winter. Canada would be the third country to bring in this rule after it came into effect in Russia just last year and Hiati followed suit just two months later.

Squirrel Henderson III