No Good Time for the UK

Perhaps a little behind times with the news here but I was fiddling with getting this blog moved to my 'own' site, and due to a general lack of aptitute managed to take the blog off line for a week.

According to our esteemed Prime Minister it's not possible to have a good time in the UK. Having a good time is clearly restricted to places beyond Europe, something people have a right to experience. I've taken such news to heart, as you all know, and plan to have a good time for the rest of my life (or at least the next two years) while most of you wallow in the depressing, funless life that is the UK.

The inability of the human race to sacrifice even the slightest luxuries for the sake of this world is natural enough when they're not informed. The fact that politicians will cling to ignorance as a right, something that we should enjoy while we have it, is enough to make me create realistic puppets of myself and bang their heads against the wall (I've found doing it with mine hurts.)

... rargh...